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This beautiful girl is Elon Muskmelon. As her name suggests, she has dedicated her entire life to ensuring you pay respects to her musking power. I promise that you will never meet an animal more persistent and passionate about providing you with such an immersive experience with her very own scent glands. She guarantees you will need at least 13 showers afterward. We've discounted her price slightly to compensate for your raised water bill.

The fictional story above is written for the sole purpose of reflecting the personalities of our snakes in a creative manner and should not be taken seriously.

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Elon Muskmelon | 2023 Female Mexican Black Kingsnake

    •  Spunky, fearless, professional musker
    • Founded startup company Stinky Snakes Inc.
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